In early times, peanut shaped meteors came to earth. They really weren't meteors, they were eggs. In a bizarre twist on natural selection, one lobe of each peanut egg contained a baby, and the other lobe contained a horrible monster. Truly only the strongest babies would survive. As the story goes, 5 babies survived and they became CAUTION PEANUT. Under the guidance of THE GREEN GHOST, CAUTION PEANUT became well liked leaders on earth. However, the monsters were taking over very fast. CAUTION PEANUT soon led the people of earth to the moon where moonbase 1 was established. However, the perilous life of space destroyed moonbase 1 and 2. Eventually, things on earth seem to have calmed down. Ships are loaded and people begin to head back to earth. CAUTION PEANUT took their own ship back which was led astray by bad radar equipment. The boys ended up in the largest timeshower this side of forever. What happens in the timeshower has been debated for several centuries, but no one has been able to obtain actual observations; even CAUTION PEANUT isn't sure. The citizens of earth are saddened by the loss of CAUTION PEANUT, and they are remembered as space warriors who left earth far too soon. In 3010 Space. D., CAUTION PEANUT returns. Their presence seems somewhat premature, especially because the prophet Mustafa prophesized that CAUTION PEANUT would return when mankind was in its greatest danger. However, this doesn't seem to be the case. Things on earth have been peaceful for quite some time. THE GREEN GHOST greets CAUTION PEANUT upon their arrival and invites them to a party that he is hosting in their honor. The Party is off the hook, as is to be expected; and as some of the guests are beginning to make their way home, THE GREEN GHOST informs CAUTION PEANUT that he is running for the highest elected office in the land against legendary boremonger and fatalistic beaurocrat ZAHIR FUNES. During the heated campaign between FUNES and GG, CAUTION PEANUT holds a rally for the GG's campaign. Double G makes a passionate speech, and all of his rigorous campeigning eventually leads to a sweet victory. During his victory speech, he is unfortunately interrupted by some jive mother calling himself DR. PANOPTIC who declared himself the new dictator on the moon, and calls on his sinister TIME WIZARDS GUILD to rule the land. DR. PANOPTIC declares that his first act as moon dictator will be to ban all rock and roll and related activites. The citizens of the moon earth immediately make preperations for war. However, on the eve of battle, a cloaked figure with the seal of the TIME WIZARDS GUILD on his back sneaks into the beachside mansion of THE GREEN GHOST. A flash of lightning reveals that DR. PANOPTIC was none other than ZAHIR FUNES' twisted alter ego. Now, on the eve of battle, he was going to murder the man he hated more than any other, the epitome of all that is funky, THE GREEN GHOST. But, can a man be killed if he was never alive?