The Beginning of The Love Me Hold Me Shake Me's is a story of lust, intrigue, and ultra violence. Although the true beginning lies shrouded in mystery even to this day the general accepted consensus is that 1300 years ago a council of kings and noblemen and mystic men gathered and decided that in the year 2004 a gathering of great musical force would begin and conquer the future world. One day when Srijon awoke from a terrible dream of Blueberries after the preceeding night having been chased by hooded gunmen, and fleeing to the outer stretches of his great township to the refinery of the great black stuff he decided that there was no coincidence involved here and he took his mighty pen to the great notepad and penned the lyrical beauty that would soon be called Blueberry hassle. This great accomplishment prompted the GREAT SRI C to pich up his six stringed axe and compose a melody that would soothe the mightiest of beasts, and he did. Srijon knew that beautiful words and beautiful chord progressions would not be enough to slay any evil spirits that may still be following hjim so he enlisted BRIAN THE THOUGHTFUL (Lucious). Brian was a great rhythm maker and Srijon knew that any evil spirits still lingering from the horrible night would most certainly be vanquished. For a year all things seemed fine in the great town of Eagan, but the prophecy from over a millenia before was yet to come true. With the help of unspeakable dark magic ELLIOTT THE SORCERORS HINGE was brought forth to keep the unsyncoped geniuses of SRI C. and BRIAN syncopated, 6 months later RONNEIL THE ASIAN came from the mist to take control of the 6 stringed axe that Srijon was beginning to abuse which allowed Srijon to abuse the great noise making microphonable beast, which greatly pleased everyone. As the quartet popularity grew and grew they were abruptly torn apart by the inevitable collegiate life. Fortunately for the future Ronniel and Srijon stuck together waiting and anticipating for the return of their escaped companion musical warriors. Ronneil and Srijon experimented with many warriors and recieved great awards and acclaim, They knew however that the prophecy would not be fulfilled until the return of Brian and Elliott. To this day we wait.